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2017-06-15 04:21:00
 
Hey so Kinera used that subject as a Mael fleet name one day, and it was so awesome that I'm stealing it.

Not sorry.

The Mael assistance program is live as at this email. It's for people who are not rich enough (and unlikely to BE rich enough) to afford their own mael privilege.

Fill this form out and a mael with privileged maels will get around to hooking you up.

We're basically trusting you guys not to take advantage of this program:

if you can afford the ship but it'd hurt, then suck it up.

If you dont' have the skills to fly it RIGHT NOW, don't apply for it.

If you plan on doing something dodgy with it, then I have a very particular set of skills, honed over years of giving free stuff away, and I will find you.

And when I find you, I will expose you to a very particular set of skills, honed over years of being a deviant and a pervert, and then I will kick you from the alliance and awox you on the way out.

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On another note, if you are reading this and you have not noticed that you absolutely MUST go to this page:

IT Service Setup (mumble, jabber, forums, everything!)

and set up your Mumble comms,

You are to go do it now. Especially the Mumble bit. Even if you're using a shitty old pair of mobile phone headphones to listen in. You CANNOT play the game effectively unless you can hear these twerps on comms. It's easy!

The Slack thing is also pretty important, but not essential in the way that being able to hear the fight going on IS!!!


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That's all, remember don';t be a dick, look after our noobs.



7o,

Cagali














































































































































































































































































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