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2018-02-05 10:12:00
 

hey dudes, going to be dumping a buttload of rentabikes in the Jump bridge poses today. they're free for your use and return for quick trips down the shops.

being industrials, they get bonuses for using Jump bridges in how much fatigue you accrue, so they're pretty useful.

I'd suggest the use is this - warp to the stick at zero in your pod, grab a nereus, then leave it next to the stick at the other end.

We'll see if it works - hopefully they don't get nicked in 20 seconds. Anyone who wants to build me some more (I think i bought all the hulls) that'd be schweet. If they do get chucked up a tree or thrown in the river or someone bends a wheel, I'll restock but after a bit we'll call it quits, so don't abuse it. Self Policing and all that.

At the minute they're in 68ft only, but maybe tomorrow I'll get around to sending more into circulation.

also if you already have your own, use that.

DON'T NICK THEM YOU BUMS

7o!!


















































































































































































































































































































































































































































DON'T REPLY ALL OR I'LL STICK A HEAVY GAUGE WIRE UNDER YOUR SKIN, TURN YOU INTO AN ARMATURE FOR AN ART SCHOOL FOR RICH PEOPLE TO USE IN DRAWING CLASSES, SO YOU GET TO LISTEN TO WANKERS CRAPPING ON ABOUT EXISTENTIALISM AND THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SEX AND THE STATE OF THE COMMUNIST REVOLUTION WHILE THEY SIP YAK'S BUTTER TEA AND SMELL OF ARMPITS.
 
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